Fern & Folk

Introducing a new fun offering - D!cks 4 Days! Here's the deal: My full-time employer is not required to give me maternity leave. It is a VERY small agency (like under 20 people), and though my insurance benefits are fantastic for my family, they do not offer much in terms of maternity leave. I will be given 3 weeks paid, and Florence can't go to daycare until she's at least 8 weeks old. If I'm being honest, I'd like to stay home with her for all 12 weeks that FMLA secures my job, but saving that amount of money will be incredibly difficult! I will be going at least 5 weeks unpaid to stay home, which my bills will not understand.

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That's where D!cks 4 Days comes in! My goal is to sell 500 Bags of D!cks between now and January! The money made from this program will go straight to funding my Maternity Leave Days! What's even better? For a small fee, I will send them anonymously to any person, organization, etc, of your choice! To order, fill out this form which gives the option of having a bag mailed or doing local pickup: https://form.jotform.com/242416123421039

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I would be lying if I didn't say that I think it will be funny to tell my daughter the story of how I got to stay home with her during her first weeks on this earth!!

$15 per bag $20 per bag if you'd like it anonymously mailed!